jimmy\ page

jimmy\ page
1. (Jimmy Page) (1563↑, 131↓)
A person too divine for definition.

Don't even attempt to define Jimmy Page. That individual is far too divine for definition.

2. (jimmy page) (689↑, 189↓)
1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on saturday night live. 2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time

did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? That sucks\!

3. (jimmy page) (561↑, 102↓)
"1 In the beginning, the LORD Jimmy picked up his ax and played, and fire flew from his finger tips. 2 That fire became the Sun and Stars." - Kreation 1: 1-2, Buch von geführt

LORD Jimmy Page is GOD\!\!

4. (jimmy page) (387↑, 32↓)
An individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. He then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. With his first notes he created the Earth and sky. With his first dyads he created fire and light. And with a mighty A7 chord, he created Man. These acts were followed by joining the Yardbirds, followed by the greatest classic rock band of all time-Led Zeppelin.

Who's up for joining me in creating the Church of Jimmy Page?

5. (jimmy page) (392↑, 86↓)
Jimmy Page is the best guitarist ever, despite ripping off music from other blues men like Muddy Waters. He could play all good styles of music and was amazing live. And why the hell does the first definition say he played originally for Zeppelin? He was originally a session guitarist, then he went on to play for the Yardbirds, following in the footsteps of Eric Clapton, and his childhood friend, Jeff Beck.

Jimmy Page is one of the most creative guitarists of all time.

6. (jimmy page) (282↑, 47↓)
ZoSo... the one person that can bring the dead alive with the playing of the gutair. NOONE can match Page and what he did with LED-ZEPPELIN 2. Jimmy page can only defined as GOD

Stairway to heaven, dazed and confused, achillies last stand, kashmir...all by Jimmy page

7. (Jimmy Page) (239↑, 46↓)
One who is like God. Anyone who denies physical laws o the universe this often has got to be some sort of diety.

Dazed and Confused, violin bow, Led Zeppelin "DVD"

8. (Jimmy Page) (128↑, 41↓)
Only the greatest guitarist to ever exist on out planet.

Bow to Jimmy Page, for he is God.

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9. (Jimmy Page) (102↑, 22↓)
James Patrick Page, OBE born in Heston, England in the 1940's. Lived near Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck. He first was a session player, then joined small bands, then joined Chris Dreja's band The Yardbirds, with Eric Clapton then adding Jeff Beck. After The Yardbirds ended, he found a new project called "The New Yardbirds," consisting of Robert Plant, John Baldwin (a.k.a. John Paul Jones), and John Bonham. They later renamed themselves to Lead Zeppelin, then to Led Zeppelin, thinking we americans might mispronounce it as (lee-d). In Led Zeppelin, he became one of the greatest guitarists ever, if not the, and in an interview with William S. Burroughs helped define this new hard blues-rock as "Heavy Metal." His famous "Zoso" symbol, consisting his astrological sign the Capricorn, and his religion O.T.O. (Ordo Templis Orientis), is famous with him. Trademark guitars include: Sunburst Gibson Les Paul 1959, Gibson EDS-1275, the Dragon-theme Fender Telecaster, and the Danelectro guitar. After the end of Led Zeppelin, he composed the soundtrack to Death Wish II, and later in 2001 used the theme of "Kashmir" for Sean "Diddy" Combs. He also recieved the Officer of the British Empire (OBE) order by the Queen for his work in Brazil for homeless children. He was made an honorary citizenship of Rio de Janeiro. His daughter, Scarlet Page, is a photographer for many Pop-Culture magazines.

Jimmy Page is only God of the Guitar.

10. (jimmy page) (135↑, 56↓)
Lead guitarist of Led Zeppelin. Also a collecter of Alister Crowley memorbilia and rumoured Satanist. Jimmy Page was also really hot.

"Dude,I heard Zep sold their souls to the devil for all their success"

11. (Jimmy Page) (120↑, 41↓)
Hands down the best guitarist to have ever existed\!

JImmy Page is better than air itself

12. (Jimmy Page) (63↑, 6↓)
He is the best, and the sexiest, guitarist in the world.

No one can emulate Jimmy Page.

13. (jimmy page) (88↑, 31↓)
Guitar god of the 70's. Founder and producer of the most influecial rock/ heavy metal bands in history. His greatness is a landmark for guitarists today to reach. Without Led where the hell would be now?

Jimmy Page kicks you ass with songs like Whole Lotta Love and Heartbreaker, but Stairway to Heaven is something on its own.

14. (jimmy page) (106↑, 50↓)
the most beautiful man to walk this earth

Jimmy Page is STUNNING

15. (jimmy page) (72↑, 25↓)
James Patrick Page aka Jimmy Page.Best guitarist to grace the scene. Before even joining the YardBirds he was a studio session guitarist earning a name among his profession. His guitar works are on numerous albums. After the YardBirds split he formed Led Zeppelin gaining super stardom which was well deserved. Had an amazing stage presence and owned the skills many guitarist can only dream of. Even after Led Zeppelin broke up he still continued his own career.

Talent,Mystery,and handsome. Think that and Jimmy should be the first thought in your head.

16. (jimmy page) (84↑, 37↓)
the most orgasmic guitarist ever to breathe air.He was originally a session guitarist. Played 80% of rock/blues songs of the 70's. Then joined the new yardbirds ..followed eric clapton and eventually pieced together Led Zeppelin. The band that defines true rock. Jimmy Page is by far a god. A rock legend. If he wasn't pushing 60. I'd want to have his babies.

Listen to Kashmir..or anything by him. Theres a damn good example

17. (Jimmy Page) (70↑, 25↓)
Jimmy Page can be summed up in one simple word: God.

The best word to describe Jimmy Page is 'God.'

18. (jimmy page) (63↑, 35↓)
the best guitarist ever\!\!\! i worship jimmy boy\!\! english rockstar member of the late yardbirds before the band split and Jimmy started the new yardbirds, later named led zeppelin. well the rest is rock history\!\!

member of led zeppelin (best band ever) signature les paul- i would die for a les paul\!\! worshipped the devil...but thats okay because if that makes him a good guitarist then maybe i should 2\! haha

19. (Jimmy Page) (58↑, 35↓)
THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face. P. S. Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness. P. S. S. Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.

Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him. Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page

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20. (Jimmy Page) (36↑, 15↓)
Used in the late 70's - early 80's to describe graceful body mechanics while under the influence of any mind-altering chemical. Jimmy Page was a rock legend/guitar hero of Led Zeppelin fame who's stoned appearence during the performances in the movie "The Song Remains the Same", while playing the shit out his guitar, led many to strive for the perfect balance of being simultaniously completely wasted in appearance, yet gracefully in control of their art.

(1980's conversation between two BMX dirt jumpers, about a third jumper they admired). Stoner A: Did you see that yesterday? That dude was so radically wasted, after we smoked a couple bowls at the wall jump, he rode as fast as he could and pulled a "Jimmy Page" with a near up-side-down, no footer table top flipping me the bird, from like 15 feet in the air. Stoner B: The Dude's eyes were glowing red. I can't believe he landed that thing and rode away.

Author: ToOldToJumpAnymore http://jimmy-page.urbanup.com/3642663
21. (Jimmy Page) (23↑, 6↓)
The Asian sensation that's sweeping the nation.

Jimmy Page is the number one cause of missing pants and lady boners everywhere.

Author: A pantsless victim http://jimmy-page.urbanup.com/4544547
22. (Jimmy Page) (21↑, 11↓)
1.) An out of this world musician that will blow your mind\! God like unequivical awesomeness. Created some of the best music ever. A rock God. A blessing to the ears, and a trip for the mind. To put it simply...he was just friggin AMAZING\! ....but that is certainly a definite understatement\! 2.) Jimmy Page to a girl...saying this as a girl. A sexy beast back in the day\! He got a bit older, but he's still awesome. Had tons of groupies back in the day. 3.) If you're a straight guy his music will still turn you on...at least.

1.) That Jimmy Page is effing insane\!\!\!\!\!\! you gotta dig the PAGE man\! 2.) girl: Damn I just turned legal...too bad its not 1974\! 3.) guy \#1: ....man I would so go gay for Page\! guy \#2: WTF did you say\!?

Author: dazed And ConfuZEd http://jimmy-page.urbanup.com/4117457
23. (jimmy page) (55↑, 48↓)
The Best Guitarist EVER in the world. if you think someone else is better he will come beat your ass cause thats how sweet he is. and i personally will be pissed so i will come to your body he had previously beat and [lumberjack] you in the face for your ignorance.

Jimmy Page got pissed so he killed the entire music genre of rap/emo/pop/other short 3 letter abbreviated music types. cause they suck. and his band Led Zeppelin pwns music.

24. (jimmy page) (24↑, 19↓)
The fastest fingers in the world.

Jimmy page has the fastest fingers in the world.

25. (Jimmy Page) (0↑, 0↓)
noun: Born a true [alchemist] he is the only man in the world who can turn [Led] into gold AND platinum, multiplatinum and diamonds. If anyone else has this touch, they are known as a [Jimmy Page] junior, but to this day, even his eldest son, James Page III doesn't have the touch. verb: To mix the perfect [Plant] with a big [Bonham] and just the right amount of [JPJ] (complex compound known as just pure jenius) and using his own skills and magical touch created the best group who played the best music and still bring the world joy.

noun: There are reports that Glenn Seaborg, (1951 Nobel Laureate in Chemistry) succeeded in transmuting a minute quantity of lead (possibly en route from bismuth, in 1980) into gold but he's No [Jimmy Page]\! verb: No matter what you say man, no other rock band can ever do a [Jimmy Page]. It's just not possible\! ([Jimmy Page] started the band by finding the right people, wrote (and co-wrote) most of the music, played on every song and produced all [Led Zeppelin] albums. The gold albums for [Led Zeppelin] and more: 19 gold, 18 platinum, 14 multiplatinum, 5 diamond)

26. (Jimmy Page) (12↑, 17↓)
husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.

Gracy Page? Never heard of her. No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".

Author: Robert Plant, bitch http://jimmy-page.urbanup.com/3628383
27. (Jimmy Page) (40↑, 75↓)
One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.

LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN i don't like whole milk

28. (Jimmy Page) (37↑, 170↓)
A overrated guitar player with horrible tone. He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit\! Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player\! Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.

Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar. Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page

29. (jimmy page) (25↑, 170↓)
Had great material such as "Achilles Last Stand" and "Heartbreaker". Great in the studio, but very sloppy live.

Bob - Dude, Jimmy Page is the greatest. Me - Eh. I'd rather listen to some Eric Clapton or Ritchie Blackmore.

30. (jimmy page) (22↑, 184↓)
Definately NOT god or a god.No musician or human being for that matter is.If you actually speak in these terms then you're a mentally retarded fag. He's a good guitar player. He "IS" unfortunately,a lousy,no-good,dirty,fucking,scumbag Satanist\!

I like all of Zeppelin's tunes,and some of Plant's solo shit,and the PAGE/PLANT unplugged Mtv concert,and jimmy page's guitar playin', but dammit those dudes are fucked in the head and into Satanism.Poor limey fruits.

31. (jimmy page) (26↑, 213↓)
Jimmy Page is a damn Satanist. - OUCH\!

I wouldn't want to be in his shoes on Judgement Day\!

Author: Hell is hot....Eternity is long....and you won't be singin "aw, Hot Dog\!" neither http://jimmy-page.urbanup.com/1098831
32. (Jimmy Page) (21↑, 212↓)
Possibly the worst guitarist to ever come into the rock scene. MSI has a song entitled 'I Hate Jimmy Page'. "I'm just another little faggot with a problem Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me I lick clit - I like it" and the chorus: "I hate jimmy page Kick those faggots off the stage Bite the future and fuck the past My whole shit will never last"

Jimmy Page is so fucking ghey.

33. (jimmy page) (34↑, 235↓)
Quite overrated guitarist who relies far too much on dated pentatonic riffs. Not bad, just not God.

OMIGOD JIMMY PAGE IS FREAKING T3H RoX0RZ\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! I LOVE PIE.

34. (Jimmy Page) (48↑, 257↓)
A much overrated gutarist. Most famous for his days in [Led Zeppelin] when he dabbled in designer darkness as a follower of [Alister Crowley], his ability to consume massive quantities of [Jack Daniels], and being shackled to the toilet by the band's manager. He did a lot of session work that no-one cares about except other session musicians and music snobs. Has done numerous side projects including a failed attempt at a film score, forming the short-lived band The Firm with [Paul Rodgers] of [Bad Company] fame, and the only decent thing he's ever done - working with [David Coverdale] (who makes a much better [Robert Plant] than the original) for the Coverdale/Page album and, sadly, a short-lived tour of Japan. He made one solo album, Outrider, using a guest vocalist that no-one knows the name of and that no-one could care about. He managed to rope up former Zeppelin member [Robert Plant] to do guest vocals on one track which is the only reason the album sold at all - the rabid [Robert Plant] fangirls had to have it. Supposedly had a bagful of his incomplete/unfinished/unpublished songs stolen and has since refused to do another solo (or indeed any other) project because of that. He occasionally works on remastering some of the [Led Zeppelin] back catalogue to keep up the spirits of the fanboys who pine over the yearly reunion rumors and to keep money rolling in. Is still hung up over the loss of his [Gibson] "Black Beauty" [Les Paul] custom guitar which was "stolen" (meaning sold off to pay for drugs) in 1970.

"OMG, Jimmy Page is like the God of Guitars, man." Sorry dude, Eric Clapton had that title long before Pagey did.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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